I thought I had a foursome last night, but apparently after a few drinks this Gemini had some me time in front of a full length mirror.
I’m a GEMINI and I slept with a GEMINI, and no, it wasn’t like sleeping with myself.
Let me correct you Cosmopolitan Magazine, but the one sure fire way a woman can get a man’s attention is to walk around in a bra, nicely cut panties, and pop on some heels.
Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince, Kind Of Sounds Like A Gay Musical Porno…Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That.
Who in the heck wants to wake up with a lion in their bed? That’s why I don’t sleep with Leo’s.
British men make the best lovers. Being British, we’re always stiff.
I’m okay with being called a cock-blocker if it gets me what I want, but I just don’t want to touch one.
Since not all the Kardashian girls date black men, it’s obvious there is a need for more Kardashians.
She said she wouldn’t let me touch her with a 10 foot pole. Well, the jokes on her because my pole is only 2 inches.
If your lover has given you some type of infection laughter is not the best medicine. Medicine is the best medicine.
If your glass is always half full perhaps you should change your damn alcoholic ways.
If someone talks your ear off….um, Helloooo, you’re a freaking zombie.
Hearing some guy say “You Feel Me?” could take on a different meaning if you’re in prison.
She said her last boyfriend got away, so next time she’s going to seal the windows too. I guess problem solved.
Is it okay to call big booty’s trampolines…you know, like something to jump on?